The God of Evil Dentists!

Have you ever heard of a Professor telling his students to:

1. finish up an apple in 2 bites?
2. feel your teeth pulsating?
3. not believe a patient who came into the surgery with a broken teeth claiming that he just had some bread.
4. eat ONLY ANIMALS.
5. stick a toffee on the dog's palate?
6. throw the dentures on the patient?

Well... We've just met Professor Yongson (The Head of School from the University of Liverpool) on Fri and he is one SPECIAL man with a character of a comedian!

He was giving us a 2 hours of lecture about occlusion.

It's *OCCLUSION*!!!

All dental students shall know what kind of stresses that 'occlusions' can cause. We've been trying to run far away from patients with problems in occlusion and we dare not want to mention a word of occlusion in the VIVA exam! So can u imagine how complicated n BORING the lecture can turn out to be?

However this guy made the whole 2 hours worth the 5 years of my study! He is my source of evil n crazy ideas..

This is my 1st time having a lecturer telling us:


1. It's an interesting competition between your colleague -- Who can finish an apple in the least bite.

2. Go to bed tonight, relax, feel the tip of your teeth pulsating, when your can feel it, then shift your concentration to your brain, the cells , and then move down to your spine..

If you can feel them, YOU'RE ALIVE!

3. Do not believe a patient who came into the surgery with a broken teeth claiming that he just had some bread. He can't "JUST EAT BREAD!!" It's CRUST!

4. DO NOT EAT VEGETABLES! It's not what your teeth are made for! Animals eat them for you!

5. Chew a toffee and stick it to the dog's palate, watch them struggling! (coz they only bite vertically)

6. After you made the dentures for the patient, throw them back to the patient. If they can catch it, then they can wear it. If not, good! Don't bother to remake. They will never be able to wear one!

Last but not least, please do dentistry in confident. Don't worry. If your patient left the surgery and never come back to see you, then you did just fine. If they do return, then you're damn!

His conclusion is..
"nothing can change the patient's occlusion! Not you, not the lecture. They're just UNPREDICTABLE!"




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Tonight i am gunna feel my teeth pulsating and................ ALIVE! ^^