Ah Beng's Logic

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,

'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'



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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.



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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.



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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.



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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD! you have come again.



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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'

Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'

Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'



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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'



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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.



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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.





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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.

He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'





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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?





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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is ' you will go to jail'



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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'

Servant: 'It's already raining.'

Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'



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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not

in the morning ?

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

青花瓷

同一首歌， 两个不同的 MV； 两个不同的爱情故事，却一样的浪漫； 不一样的表达方式，却同样的吸引。

A Saturday Morning

Sent Tom & Bryan off to footie.
Back in room, listening to yahoo music station.
MSN.
Garret says Ohayo. Conveyed regards fr Michelle (a fren that i kinda know, but never had a conversation b4). Reminds me of the fun we had in Dental Fair.
Alan changed his email.
Jaco apologized.
Helen left a msg to check if i'm online.
Derek is visiting during summer.
J is trapped in a triangle relationship. *LOL*
PL gave a big hug.
Nee jie jie's life after graduation is on track.
My dear Lewis Teh is on diet.. hahahha

Read a post entered by BK & Dave, introducing the top rated food in KK, including a new Korean cafe!!! --found a place to explore when i'm back! *Grin*

Had Krispy Kreme doughnuts for breakfast.

Whoaa.. I'm fully charged! ^^

Shall study now...

Oreo Cheesecake ^^

Hohohohhhhh
Guess what??!!
Our group was having an Oral Med session this afternoon while everyone else was grabbing their lunch.
However, we all had a fun, enjoyable time!
Thanks to our dearest Alex!!! ^^
He made the group a huge Oreo cheesecake which taste marvellous!!! =D
Didnt know that Alex can bake so well!! THUMBS UP!
So wanna give him a hug for lighten up our day ^^



Harpreet & our best baker- AlexTolu- finishing his sandwich

The Legendary Oreo Cheesecake
I hav my piece ^^Dr BJ at the far end, eyeing on the cake while Kiran is talking to Alex. =D

It's dinner time but i'm still full fr the piece of cake.
After a sleepless night and 7 hrs of slaving, i'm still feeling energetic.
Sugar rush......

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Horoscope on Facebook told me:

"Sagittarius: Write down what someone tells you today. You think you'll remember, but you won't. Grab a pen! "

Wot a task..

i'm sure insane if i follow!

WHO WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE THE CONTENTS OF ALL 6 LECTURES DOWN?!!

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11.30pm:

Back fr a movie- Iron Man.

Tom Li was making us Udon when he tricked me with a SLUG, made me scream at the top of my lung!!!
GRRrrrr~~
Cant beleive i've just touched the slimy gluuuuieeeee thingy with my finger!!
Yucksss!

Ah.. gastric is feeling a lil acidic ><**