The God of Evil Dentists!

Have you ever heard of a Professor telling his students to:

1. finish up an apple in 2 bites?
2. feel your teeth pulsating?
3. not believe a patient who came into the surgery with a broken teeth claiming that he just had some bread.
4. eat ONLY ANIMALS.
5. stick a toffee on the dog's palate?
6. throw the dentures on the patient?

Well... We've just met Professor Yongson (The Head of School from the University of Liverpool) on Fri and he is one SPECIAL man with a character of a comedian!

He was giving us a 2 hours of lecture about occlusion.

It's *OCCLUSION*!!!

All dental students shall know what kind of stresses that 'occlusions' can cause. We've been trying to run far away from patients with problems in occlusion and we dare not want to mention a word of occlusion in the VIVA exam! So can u imagine how complicated n BORING the lecture can turn out to be?

However this guy made the whole 2 hours worth the 5 years of my study! He is my source of evil n crazy ideas..

This is my 1st time having a lecturer telling us:


1. It's an interesting competition between your colleague -- Who can finish an apple in the least bite.

2. Go to bed tonight, relax, feel the tip of your teeth pulsating, when your can feel it, then shift your concentration to your brain, the cells , and then move down to your spine..

If you can feel them, YOU'RE ALIVE!

3. Do not believe a patient who came into the surgery with a broken teeth claiming that he just had some bread. He can't "JUST EAT BREAD!!" It's CRUST!

4. DO NOT EAT VEGETABLES! It's not what your teeth are made for! Animals eat them for you!

5. Chew a toffee and stick it to the dog's palate, watch them struggling! (coz they only bite vertically)

6. After you made the dentures for the patient, throw them back to the patient. If they can catch it, then they can wear it. If not, good! Don't bother to remake. They will never be able to wear one!

Last but not least, please do dentistry in confident. Don't worry. If your patient left the surgery and never come back to see you, then you did just fine. If they do return, then you're damn!

His conclusion is..
"nothing can change the patient's occlusion! Not you, not the lecture. They're just UNPREDICTABLE!"




~~~hahahhahahhahahhahhahahhhh~~~



Tonight i am gunna feel my teeth pulsating and................ ALIVE! ^^

Balls and Cocks

I Love Balls and Cocks!!!!

This sounds WRONG...

Let me explain...

Was just telling Paran that how i hated running on a track mill and prefer balls. He gave me a look ..

@.@ "BALLS?!"

I instantly found out that it sounds a bit wrong and said:" Ball games!"

Paran:" ah... so u like cocks too!"

"COCKS???"

Paran:"U like hitting the shuttlecocks.."

"..............."

No doubt.. i cant deny..

The Best Surprise

My weekend started with Mo's birthday celebration on Friday night. Dinner in a fairly new Indian restaurant-Zouk was great. It has been more than 4 years that we've been hanging out together but i still feel that i haven't known enough of him to write him a great birthday wish.. shame of me.. However, a night of chilling out in Abdullah's place allowed me to see the more 'fun' side of him. Mo's 'heroic' legend of how he was trying to escape from Dr Lay's sight and how he manage to offend our Prof Devlin by addressing him as "Mr" & calling him a 'WHATEVER' right in front of the UNPREDICTABLE beast cracked us all up!!

Our day trip to Birmingham was very short. Pin and i went down to pay Shin and her mum a visit. We spent nearly 3 hrs in the BDSA conference but no regrets. It was an eyeopener to her and hopefully she did get to understand dentistry a little bit more. We manage to have some free ice-creams and smoothies in the conference, not forgetting the freebies!! We had a good time meeting our far relatives and it did make me feel a lot warmer especially in winter time. Birmingham was packed with people as everyone is expecting the lighting ceremony (an event to switch the Christmas lights on). A few well-known singers and bands including JLS are suppose to be there. Birmingham's Christmas market is awesome! We had loads of sweets and food!

Highlight of the day-- An unexpected meeting with Chun Yip & Derek! Was so so so so shock when i bumped into them in the well-known M'sian restaurant in Birm!! Havent met Chun Yip since we graduated from IS whereas it has been 2 years since i've met Derek! They are both working in different places and were there in Birmingham to meet up with another friend. We were all there due to the same purpose --> FOOD!!!!! Birm owns the BEST M'SIAN RESTAURANT! =D. It was a short meeting and we hardly have enough time to catch up. However it is the best surprise after a long while.. I am happy that everyone is doing great.

Enn Swan & Kevin came over for a potluck. We had a long chat after our dinner until grandpa finally usher me to bed. It was only 11pm! Grandpa & Danny even bribed me with a bubble tea just to make me go to bed earlier =p
It feels like home where daddy often have some patients/friends visiting right after dinner for consultation and then stayed for ages, chit chat about nothing important, but in the end, everyone left and went to bed, tired but happy. It's probably the way of how most M'sian spend their time in the evening bonding with friends and family...

Well.. lights off time!

Good night Yeye & Danny & Stitch Alien ! ^^

It was a very fulfilling weekend!

Best Wishes

Spotted these cards lying on top of the broken radiator in my room this morning and went on reading them.

These are the best wishes that make me laugh my head off in the early morning, warmed my heart in the early winter, and reminded me of my lovely friends that have scattered in different areas in UK and in the other end of the world.



Rach's message reminded me of Paran's card.. hahhahh..


Oli.. one of the lamest housemate i ever hav!



with his super 'SINCERE' wishes.. lol

And.. Tom, Helen, Eric, Gloria, Danielle, Julie, KW...


Missing them all, every single person that brought the Sun to my life =) ..

Daddy's b'day was just few days ago. Danielle & Helen's birthdays are coming soon. Wish them the best.

and

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO U ALL! ^^

'Peaceful' Weekend

Was just thinking that i can finally have a peaceful weekend, but another accident just happened! 5 mins ago.....

Wanted to have something simple for breakfast so i went on boiling myself a pot of conge thinking that i can have a warm liquid rice with my "bak hu" that I've brought from home..

My housemate (KL) has been nagging and kept reminding me to keep an eye on the fire.

Was checking something online when KL smelt 'toast' from his room. He ran out n shouted. It was too late when we rumbled down the stairs.. The whole house is smoky...

My breakfast is burnt..

AGAIN! ><



The smoky room - Much better after we opened the backdoor



It has been awarded the title:

~~~~~ Worst Burnt Ever ~~~~~~
by Ms Dai Tao Har... =S

The lucky thing is.....

Our house is still

SAFE!